Welcome to the party. It’s a birthday party for Darlene, an extraordinary nonblogging encourager of bloggers.
Yes, there’s cake. (Storebought. Sorry, but the electricity was out this morning.)
Party hats, too.
Oh, and balloons. What’s a party without balloons?
Then games, of course.
Pssst! What? No gift?
I’m really sorry, but paying for the balloon rides cleaned me right out. Maybe next year.